{"id":8240,"date":"2009-12-21T08:29:45","date_gmt":"2009-12-21T16:29:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/?p=8240"},"modified":"2010-05-10T00:16:40","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T08:16:40","slug":"yelp-gasp-rejects-google","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/electrotech\/yelp-gasp-rejects-google","title":{"rendered":"Yelp (GASP) Rejects Google"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a>Allow me to present a hypothetical:<\/p>\n The<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0jock of\u00c2\u00a0your high\u00c2\u00a0school takes interest in that mildly popular chick in\u00c2\u00a0glee club\u00c2\u00a0who likes to give her opinion on absolutely everything. They flirt openly – in front of, like, every one – and their coupledom seems imminent.\u00c2\u00a0Then, suddenly, unexpectedly, unthinkably<\/em> -\u00c2\u00a0glee chick\u00c2\u00a0abandons jock – and all the popularity and power that comes with him.<\/p>\n Yup,\u00c2\u00a0Yelp’<\/a>s rejection of Google is kinda like that – except, Google wouldn’t have dated Yelp,\u00c2\u00a0they would have dominated and completely taken over\u00c2\u00a0Yelp. On the other hand, Yelp didn’t just reject a loss of independence, they turned down $500 million<\/strong><\/em> too.<\/p>\n The details are still fuzzy as to why Yelp wants to remain an independent single lady – even\u00c2\u00a0500 million dollars the cheaper. But,\u00c2\u00a0the guys at TechCrunch<\/em><\/a> are guessing that another suitor (Apple, Microsoft, etc.)\u00c2\u00a0has swooped in – making Google’s original offer less than worthwhile.<\/p>\n That’s what the kids call a burn.<\/p>\n