<\/a><\/p>\nGuests included, um, all of Monaco (see previous note), Prince Albert’s ex-girlfriend Naomi Campbell (who had a wedding filled weekend), Karl Lagerfeld<\/strong> (who designed the blue Chanel suit), Giorgio Armani<\/strong> (who designed the wedding dress), French President Nicolas Sarkozy<\/strong> and wife Carla Bruni<\/strong>, as well as too many princes, princesses, kings and queens of various countries to mention individually. There’s no agreement on whether any of Prince Albert’s children or their mothers were in attendance. The palace says no, rumors say his daughter, Jazmin Grace, and Nicole Coste, mother of his son Alexandre, were somewhere amid the well-wishers.<\/p>\nCongratulations to all the happy couples, and good luck to any who aren’t so happy. No names.<\/p>\n
Partings<\/h5>\n
Now for the partings. Because sometimes wedding diamonds aren’t always forever, for every spectacular celebrity wedding this weekend, we got two spectacular celebrity divorces.<\/p>\n
the Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver Divorce<\/h3>\n
The Monaco Royal wedding may take the crown for scandalous and excessive weddings, but leave it to Hollywood royalty to show ’em how it’d done when it comes to scandalous and excessive divorce! Maria Shriver<\/strong> officially decided to terminate her marriage to the Governator, and filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences. Which was kind, considering she could have cited messing around with the maid.<\/p>\nThe couple will split an estimated $400 million, and custody of their minor children. In total, they have 4 children. If you’re trying to do the math, that’s enough for 1.5 royal weddings for each of them, should there be any eligible princes or princesses.<\/p>\n
the Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Divorce<\/h3>\n
After just 2 years of marriage, the ink is dry on the divorce papers for Scarlett Johansson<\/strong> and Ryan Reynolds<\/strong>. The split was reportedly amicable, with neither seeking spousal support. Probably not easy, but at least it was quick.<\/p>\nthe Thomas Jane and Patricia Arquette Divorce<\/h3>\n
“Hung” star Thomas Jane<\/strong> and former “Medium” star Patricia Arquette<\/strong> also made it official, and sealed the deal on a divorce. There’s a joke about seeing this one coming somewhere in there. The couple will share custody of their 8-year-old daughter. Their marriage lasted approximately 3.5 years. In Hollywood marriage years (sort of like dog years), that’s almost 15 years.<\/p>\nthe George Lopez and Ann Serrano Divorce<\/h3>\n
Then there’s late night comedian George Lopez<\/strong> and wife Ann Serrano, who are calling it quits after 17 years of marriage. They share one minor daughter, and thanks to a life saving donation from Serrano, they share the same kidneys as well (obviously, Serrano has one, Lopez has the other). Fortunately, the couple is trying to keep things amicable on both fronts.<\/p>\nCan you imagine how messy things would be if Serrano filed to get custody of her kidney back? Awwwkward.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Aah, love and marriage. Sometimes they go together like a horse and carriage, and other times both fall off the wagon. This past weekend saw 2 royal weddings (well, Kate Moss is practically fashion royalty) and 4 divorces. While none of the divorcees are as cool as Jack White and Karen Elson, who held a rather civil divorce party, in at least one of the cases there will be some serious spending going on at the end of the love affair as well. Let’s dive in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[81,6157,53,1100,6156,4294,6152,6149,5137,6162,161,6151,1943,222,780,6150,118,617,6158,5228,2473,831,6161,6154,6155,6153,6159,3457,956,6160,2735,1400],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20371"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20371"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20412,"href":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20371\/revisions\/20412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}