that<\/em><\/strong> into sparkly things that they go “you know, everything is just better when it’s shiny.”<\/p>\nNow, onto the unique ridiculousness of this spreading over to guys. Gay or straight, it’s tough to imagine anyone pulling a guy’s pants down, seeing red a red crystal lip design and doing anything but laughing (and laughter is a completely acceptable reaction). Then you’d have to explain that you’re laughing at the crystal tattoo, and not the guy’s other jewels…<\/p>\n
We’ll take a pass on both versions of this sparkly mood killer, but would you bling your private bits?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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