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It was announced this week that Teva has partnered with Grey Ant, a New York City-based designer known for tongue-in-cheek interpretations of old trends, to create Teva high heels. They come in \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Natural,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d which is tan and has a buckle closure, and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Worlds Unite,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d a black and white mash-up with \u00e2\u20ac\u201c you guessed it \u00e2\u20ac\u201c a Velcro closure. They go for $330. {the gloss<\/a>, New High (M)art<\/a>}<\/p>\nYou can order the shoes by phone at 323-638-0271.<\/em> {Daily Candy<\/a>} They are also available online at New High (M)art<\/a>, whose product page for these babies says New High (M)art is \u00e2\u20ac\u0153proud\u00e2\u20ac\u009d to exclusively present Teva Stilettos and includes the following copy:<\/p>\n It’s the classic “Hurricane” style sport mandal re-imagined as a STILETTO. This co-branded effort sees the Teva velcro-strap styling and grip-sole construction on a 4″ stacked heel. They’re calling it the most comfortable, performance high heel on the planet — we call it the most daring mash-up of the decade. This is anti-fashion at its purest. And so good when paired with socks.<\/em><\/p>\n A note at the bottom of the page adds, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153*Not recommended for actual hiking, gardening, mountain climbing, or Phish concerts :).\u00e2\u20ac\u009d <\/strong><\/p>\n For once, we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re speechless. Especially because these things cost more than $300. The Teva Stiletto\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s availability on New High (M)art seems to be as tongue-in-cheek as the shoe\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s actual creation, but the high heels do legitimately exist and are for sale online, nonetheless. And we have a feeling there are people out there crazy enough or determined enough to be anti-fashion that they will purchase them. Here\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the only silver lining to this situation: New High (M)art has limited quantities available. (Phew!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The latest WTF product on the market is going to take you back quite a few years, and not in a thank-goodness-ballet-flats-are-in-again kind of way. Anyone remember Teva sandals? (Read: Are you trying not to remember owning Teva sandals?) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[206,6846,4861,197,116,344,6848,4254,4860,18],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17045"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/21"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17045"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17057,"href":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17045\/revisions\/17057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/198.46.88.49\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}