If you or your guy has been wondering how to keep shirttails perfectly tucked into pants lately, you can take this tip from lifelong bartender Toby Maloney and military personnel everywhere.<\/p>\n

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Not your average suspenders<\/p><\/div>\n

Apparently there exists \u00e2\u20ac\u201c and has for quite some time now \u00e2\u20ac\u201c a contraption that clips your shirt to your socks and is worn underneath pants to keep those pesky shirttails from popping out when you bend over or stand up after sitting. {The Cut<\/a>} Armynavyshop<\/a> sells these special suspenders, calling them Military Uniform Shirt Stays, in both clip-on<\/a> and stirrup form<\/a>. And they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re cheap! The clip-on style runs for $5.31, whereas the stirrup version is $8.10.<\/p>\n

T Magazine<\/a> published news of these shirt garters after catching up with Maloney, who said he recommends them to other bartenders all the time.<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153To explain how necessary I think they are, I will laugh and point at the shirt pooch that forms between the waist of the pants and the bottom of the vest of the guys who don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t wear them,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he said.<\/p>\n

He did, however, also admit to several downsides to these internal suspenders, saying, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153They are fussy and annoying. They detach and leak out your pant leg at the most inopportune time. If ratcheted too tight, you feel like a dandy Pinocchio, slightly drunk and walking on the moon. Worst of all, they get you singled out in security lines at the airport. To this day there hasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t been a T.S.A. employee who hasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t raised an eyebrow when I explain about the shirt garters.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

Well, Toby, you could always just secure an airport pasty <\/a>to your private parts and head to one of the full-body scanners to avoid that last little problem.<\/p>\n

We have to admit shirttail suspenders is a pretty practical \u00e2\u20ac\u201c if obvious and silly \u00e2\u20ac\u201c idea. We just wonder if it might get awkward in an intimate situation \u00e2\u20ac\u201c like if, say, a woman were to wear Spanx or a chicken cutlet bra on a hot date. In any case, we’re interested to see if these man-garters turn out to be a full-blown trend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"