We have had quite a love affair for years now, darling. Your commitment to creating only the highest quality shoes at equally high prices has brought on the admiration and worship you so deserve as one of the most iconic shoemakers in the world.<\/p>\n

But, dear Jimmy, we must say it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time to go our separate ways. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not us. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s you.<\/p>\n

It seems you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been caught dabbling with the annoying, wannabe-shoe-idol mistress of footwear. Ugg Australia.<\/p>\n

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Love the look... from the ankles up<\/p><\/div>\n

No offense, Jim, but Uggs are, well, Ugg-ly. And kind of tacky. Talk about a way to ruin any outfit with the Ugg boot\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s shapeless, bulky form. We don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t care how warm and fuzzy your new little gold-digging tartlet makes you feel.<\/p>\n

You see, when you team up with the Ugg brand to create a limited edition collection of studded, fringed and animal print Jimmy Choo Ugg boots (which, BTW, one could make oneself with a BeDazzler<\/a>), we just lose a lot of respect for such a prestigious shoemaker as yourself.<\/p>\n

Our love affair will effectively end Oct. 21, when the Ugg and Jimmy Choo boots hit Jimmy Choo and Ugg Stores in addition to a selection of other shops. {Fashion United<\/a>} We weren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t\u00c2\u00a0 speaking to you yesterday, when a sample set of the Jimmy Choo and Ugg collection began touring Jimmy Choo boutiques and was officially made available for pre-order for a 24-hour period. {Stylelist<\/a>}<\/p>\n

And would you kindly tell Supermodel Amber Valletta she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s looking pretty hot in this unfortunate collaboration\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s ad campaign, but no actual, self-respecting, motorcycle-riding, badass biker chick would actually be caught dead wearing the collection\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s gold and silver-studded black Mandah boots.<\/p>\n

We loved the cheap thrill of your fling with H&M, but on this tawdry dalliance, we have to part ways.<\/p>\n

With sincere regrets,<\/p>\n

Signature9<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"